Morning fitness with a 3 year old suspected hyperactive, suspected spectrum:
-Darling, come here, let’s sit down and eat.
Runs in the opposit direction.
-B come here, you have to eat.
Starts jumping on the sofa.
-Gotcha! (after running after him, picking him up and sitting him on his high chair)
Later
-Honey, let’s get dressed for school.
Runs in the opposite direction, makes laps around the room, then living room, then balcony (it’s not a big flat, but still). I manage to grab him and sit him on the sofa.
-Ok, sweater on, now for the trousers!
Slips through my arms, starts running around in his diaper, jumping and zigzaging. I manage to do an american football sort of stunt and put him back on the sofa so I can put his trousers on.
-Yay, trousers on! Now for the shoes!
Slips aways again, starts runn - oh, you get the idea.
I need a Gatorade.