Me: It’s 4 am, we’re up since 2 am, maybe we could go back to sleep?
Brain: Hey, look at the comeback I thought of for that potential comment that might take place in a month!
Me: Good one, but I really think it’s time to
Brain: Ooh, remember that song you had finally got out of your head? I brought it back!
Me: trying to speak over the music I REALLY DON’T THINK THIS IS THE TIME
Brain: And now, for something completely different!
Me: Ok, now you’re just quoting Monty Python.
Brain: Yes! Now let’s go from there and jump to 5 other thoughts!
Me: That’s it. I’m going to put on asmr videos.
Brain: Good luck with that. I’ve just activated your bladder haha
Me: For f*** sake… gets up, goes to the toilet
Brain: Haha now you’re REALLY awake, aren’t you?
Me: Can we please go back to sleep now?
Brain: Nah. This is fun. Oooh, let’s wake up the stomach! Make you suddenly hungry!
Me: C’mon…
Brain: Don’t forget about that song from earlier!
Me: You’ll never let me go back to sleep, will you?
Brain: Maniacal laughter Oh yes. 10 mins before you have to get up.